Posted in Multiply Nov 23 07
This is it. I will end it. It was fun laughing at her but last na entry na ito on Yaya Bonnel. This was suggested by a good friend. Let me share with you a conversation between me and this old-souled Octopus:
OCTO: huy are you in the mood for some unsolicited advice?
Rachelle: hmmmm, sige na nga
Rachelle: go
Rachelle: i think i know what this is about
Rachelle: but go ahead
OCTO: tigilan mo na pag bablog mo about the ex from hell
Rachelle: see i knew it
Rachelle: e gumaganti lang naman ako
Rachelle: siya kasi eh
Rachelle: i just don't want her to have the last say
OCTO: Well, ganito na lang: the fish is always caught by the mouth. Sasabit din siya sa kadaldalan nya.
OCTO: And eto pa, to extend my cliche quoting spree: the best way to treat an adversary is to ignore her.
Rachelle: yeah, you're rightRachelle: it's just that i can't help it
Rachelle: she's such a bitch kasiRachelle: a feeling magaling and feeling magandang bitch
Rachelle: so i just want to crack her confidence once in a while
OCTO: Well, pabayaan mo na lang. Tutal, nasayo naman ang trophy.
OCTO: Also, the fact that she's still bitching about her past means that her confidence is already cracked beyond repair. No fun in destroying debris, ennit?
Rachelle: o sige na nga, i will do my best
Rachelle: i can't promise that i won't in the future though
OCTO: There's no fun in breaking a spirit that's broken to begin with. That's why I enjoyed all the offensives I made against Sausage - breaking her pride was the prize. (*Note: Sausage is a common acquaintance who is also mayabang and feeling magaling na wala naman talagang laman -- in short AMPAW)
Rachelle: that's what i'm aiming to do nga eh
Rachelle: to break her pride
Rachelle: she pretends she's still whole and her pretending kills me!
Rachelle: i wanna see her die!!! but as if naman she'll expose that to the world, diba? hahaha.
OCTO: Haay nako. She's winning - that's exactly what she wants you to feel. She wants to mean something, she wants to matter. And you're giving her just that.
OCTO: Eto na lang: do you seriously think that her blogging will affect your reputation, especially when you know that she's whining primarily to her worthless and wimpy pals? Inconsequential, if I may say so.
Rachelle: i like the way you phrased it, thanks
Rachelle: you're right
OCTO: We know that she's an unsophisticated piece of shit. Why stain yourself by trying to kick it around?
OCTO: So yun lang naman.
Rachelle: ok, i get the point
Rachelle: o basta, i will do my best.
OCTO: heehee
OCTO: octo, you really are intelligent beyond your years
Rachelle: you sound older than me
Rachelle: hehehe
Rachelle: oo na, isip bata na ako
OCTO: Haay. That probably confirms what a palm-reader once said to me: old soul daw ako. E sabi ko sa isip ko, "tangina, why do i feel like i was an octopus in my past life?"
Rachelle: that's the term, old soul
Rachelle: maybe an old octopus kaya old soul of the octopus
OCTO: hehehe sabagay octopus pa din
Rachelle: one last thing, can i quote all that you said in this conversation as a last blog to signal that i won't ever write about her again?
OCTO: O sige go.
OCTO: Let this be the punctuation to the blog series
Rachelle: hihihi
OCTO: I censor mo na lang yung Sausage bits
Rachelle: hahaha
OCTO: hehehehe
Rachelle: korek
OCTO: manipulative editing
OCTO: pero oks lang
Rachelle: hihihi, heeeey, it's my blog!
Rachelle: I heard siya nga kung anu ano iniinvent niya sa blog niya about me noh
Rachelle: hehehe
OCTO: heheheh
Rachelle: hey but seriously, thanks ha
Rachelle: i know naman deep in my heart i should stop writing about her
Rachelle: i just can't stop
OCTO: No prob.
Rachelle: kaya tama lang na from a respected friend nanggaling
OCTO: Sows drama mo
OCTO: Pero oks lang yun.
So my dear Yaya Bonnel, I know you've been secretly enjoying the attention my blog entries have given you. Sorry, it will end na, I don't want you to continue feeling important. Don't forget: Ang shit ay shit kahit pinaguusapan, pero minsan ang shit dahil sa attention akala hindi narerecognize ng iba ang pagka-shit niya. Please lang, we know you're really shit and not matter what you do, you are essentially still the same --shit. Hahaha. Pwedeng tongue twister yun ah. Try mo sa participants mo with short i and long e defect. Hahaha.
Bumili ka na lang ng papansin sa sordid and sad life mo.
Showing posts with label mosquito. Show all posts
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Monday, July 13, 2009
Yaya Bonnel
Posted in Multiply Nov 22 07
Uuuuuy, a little birdie told me that someone’s checking out my blo-ogs! Hahaha, apparently, a fiend este friend of this girl (or bading? mukha kasing bading eh) fed her info that I wrote about her several times. (Asus! If I know, she read them all herself!) Tapos pretending pa siya na she doesn’t care but she’s so updated with what I put on my Multiply!!! ;) Sabi pa ni Ma_ky (my spy – the spyest of them all), she copied daw what I did na I put my blog entries on both Multiply AND Friendster! Talk about gaya-gaya puto maya. Hahaha. Ok lang, idol yata ako nun eh.
What’s funny is, she thinks I’m insecure of her. Wahaha, ang feeling naman. Guys, if you see her pic, sasabihin niyo pa, “Yaya, juice pls.” HAHAHA! Ganun yata talaga noh, dinadaan na lang sa porma pag panget ka? Hahaha, sige hala, go porma! Idaan sa accessories at make-up – yun nga lang wag masyado kasi nagmu-mukhang espasol. Hehehe!
Oh well, sabi niya, “Pretty me” siya, sa totoo lang “Pity me” dapat. Wawa naman eh. Pero, let’s give it to her, libre naman mangarap. Besides, yun na lang ang ikinasasaya nung tao, ang sabihin sa sarili niyang maganda siya. Bakit, wala na bang ibang nagsasabi?!
Ma_ky, ano nga ulit ang Multiply account nun? Pagtawanan lang natin si Yaya Bonnel! Hehehe!
Uuuuuy, a little birdie told me that someone’s checking out my blo-ogs! Hahaha, apparently, a fiend este friend of this girl (or bading? mukha kasing bading eh) fed her info that I wrote about her several times. (Asus! If I know, she read them all herself!) Tapos pretending pa siya na she doesn’t care but she’s so updated with what I put on my Multiply!!! ;) Sabi pa ni Ma_ky (my spy – the spyest of them all), she copied daw what I did na I put my blog entries on both Multiply AND Friendster! Talk about gaya-gaya puto maya. Hahaha. Ok lang, idol yata ako nun eh.
What’s funny is, she thinks I’m insecure of her. Wahaha, ang feeling naman. Guys, if you see her pic, sasabihin niyo pa, “Yaya, juice pls.” HAHAHA! Ganun yata talaga noh, dinadaan na lang sa porma pag panget ka? Hahaha, sige hala, go porma! Idaan sa accessories at make-up – yun nga lang wag masyado kasi nagmu-mukhang espasol. Hehehe!
Oh well, sabi niya, “Pretty me” siya, sa totoo lang “Pity me” dapat. Wawa naman eh. Pero, let’s give it to her, libre naman mangarap. Besides, yun na lang ang ikinasasaya nung tao, ang sabihin sa sarili niyang maganda siya. Bakit, wala na bang ibang nagsasabi?!
Ma_ky, ano nga ulit ang Multiply account nun? Pagtawanan lang natin si Yaya Bonnel! Hehehe!
Pikon, Pikon, si M-- Pikon!
POSTED IN FRIENDSTER SEPTEMBER 23, 2007
Hahaha, I am sooooo tempted to put her name right here. But her name doesn't deserve to be on my friendster/Multiply account! She's super pissed that I heard about her blog entry and that I put in a comment. My first comment was really sweet coz I knew her heart is broken coz of how depressing her life turned out to be. I didn't want to add to that. But she answered back in such a mean and negative way, that my claws and my fangs just came out. Oh well, I guess I can't expect her to be nice to me, I'm sure she's so jealous that Richard's my husband and not hers (kawawa naman siya). She's also so pikon, imagine, deleting all our comment exchange and leaving just hers?! I understand though, coz lumalabas ang pagka-kawawa niya. Hahaha! Well, silly girl, I'm sure you're reading this, if you can't take in other people's views, best to write on a piece of paper and keep it locked away instead of broadcasting to the world via your multiply account how lonely and sad you are!
Hahaha, I am sooooo tempted to put her name right here. But her name doesn't deserve to be on my friendster/Multiply account! She's super pissed that I heard about her blog entry and that I put in a comment. My first comment was really sweet coz I knew her heart is broken coz of how depressing her life turned out to be. I didn't want to add to that. But she answered back in such a mean and negative way, that my claws and my fangs just came out. Oh well, I guess I can't expect her to be nice to me, I'm sure she's so jealous that Richard's my husband and not hers (kawawa naman siya). She's also so pikon, imagine, deleting all our comment exchange and leaving just hers?! I understand though, coz lumalabas ang pagka-kawawa niya. Hahaha! Well, silly girl, I'm sure you're reading this, if you can't take in other people's views, best to write on a piece of paper and keep it locked away instead of broadcasting to the world via your multiply account how lonely and sad you are!
Swatting the Mosquito
POSTED IN FRIENDSTER SEPTEMBER 21, 2007
Richard said: "Why do you even pay attention to that worthless mosquito outside our mosquito net, when we're already peacefully sleeping and enjoying our rest?! Best to stay away from it as it's only objective in buzzing is to ditract you into letting it draw your blood and give you dengue."
Hahaha. I love my husband. Words of wisdom. He's right, why pay attention to the worthless ramblings of a worthless person?! God forbid, she might even think she's important!
Richard said: "Why do you even pay attention to that worthless mosquito outside our mosquito net, when we're already peacefully sleeping and enjoying our rest?! Best to stay away from it as it's only objective in buzzing is to ditract you into letting it draw your blood and give you dengue."
Hahaha. I love my husband. Words of wisdom. He's right, why pay attention to the worthless ramblings of a worthless person?! God forbid, she might even think she's important!
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